J: will you stop braying and help me find my fucking glasses already??
D: haha no way i live to watch you suffer
J: you are the biggest asshole ever!!! way bigger than any of the trolls ever were.
D: whoa there john no need to get viole—
D: now i cant see either way to go dickbutt
J: that’s what you get for laughing at me, dorkbrain!
D: goin for the glasses egbert thats a low blow
D: how far can glasses even get on their own what the fuck did they sprout little duck feet and waddle away into a pond on the other side of the ether how does this even happen i want my money back
J: maybe they bonded with my glasses and now they’re all settled down with their own glasses family somewhere. with little baby glasses that are half of my prescription and slightly tinted and think they’re the shit when they’re actually really, really lame.
D: okay okay i get it memo received roger houston i get the picture can we please be able to see again now
J: did i just hear a crunch?
D: oh fuck me
dude thERES TOO MUCH SAD FICS IN THE JD TAG ON AO3 IM GOING BAC K TO REREAD THE PIANIST ON THE SUBWAY BC ITS SO CUTE
You have a feeling it’s going to be a long day.
fIRST TIME MEETING INTERNET FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE MOre like
whAT A GREAT THING;;;;
gosh you guys all have to download featherbent, okay? it’s got amazing characters and writing and art and musiC AND EVERYTHING IS JUST REALLY FABULOUS so go read it and marvel. Because it’s beautiful;;;; and i am sO EXCITED for the second installment!!!
EVERYONE NEEDS A TRANSPARENT JOHN ON THEIR DASH
first gif I’ve ever posted lmao hope it works
doesn’t make any sense :v
another inkbert thing,
is the river even ink? maybe its oil i donno.
Flying right-side-up is overrated.