D: hee-haw
J: will you stop braying and help me find my fucking glasses already??
D: haha no way i live to watch you suffer
J: you are the biggest asshole ever!!! way bigger than any of the trolls ever were.
D: whoa there john no need to get viole—
D: shit
D: uh
D: now i cant see either way to go dickbutt
J: that’s what you get for laughing at me, dorkbrain!
D: goin for the glasses egbert thats a low blow
D: fuck
D: how far can glasses even get on their own what the fuck did they sprout little duck feet and waddle away into a pond on the other side of the ether how does this even happen i want my money back
J: maybe they bonded with my glasses and now they’re all settled down with their own glasses family somewhere. with little baby glasses that are half of my prescription and slightly tinted and think they’re the shit when they’re actually really, really lame.
D: okay okay i get it memo received roger houston i get the picture can we please be able to see again now
J: …dave
D: what
J: did i just hear a crunch?
D: oh fuck me
aslkgn; it’s been so long that i feel my drawn skillz r rUSTY idk what to dooooo
anyway i’m grajitatin’ Sunday, so i’ll have random spurts of downtime between hanging with friends and packing and the like, so if anyone wants to leave suggestions in my inbox i might do ‘em.
aslkgn; it’s been so long that i feel my drawn skillz r rUSTY idk what to dooooo
anyway i’m grajitatin’ Sunday, so i’ll have random spurts of downtime between hanging with friends and packing and the like, so if anyone wants to leave suggestions in my inbox i might do ‘em.
Derpy faces,come on B)
Character Design is using Pinterest, an online pinboard to collect and share what inspires you.DEAR TIM I HAVE CONCEPTS TO COMPLETE DUE IN AN HOUR WHY DID YOU LINK THIS THIS IS THE MOST DISTRACTING THING YOU COULD’VE LINKED
CLICK IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CLICK IT.
stress relief doodle between finals i’m almost done i can tASTE THE FREEDOM why isn’t it here yet i want out
hey dave can i borrow that katana i have a final to slash to shreds
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you don’t even know my name, and I know every constellation
a bonus:
incredible
A palefic for Roach, who has been having rough times.
Title: Fixing in the Dark
Wordcount: 4043
Pairing: It’s a SURPRISE.
turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG] —
TG: karkat
—carcinoGeneticist [CG] changed his mood to RANCOROUS—
TG: yeah yeah listen you have the right to be okay
TG: im the winter of your discontent and im fucking sorry
TG: im king of the assholes
TG: im a diaper wearing fuckup guru freezing his balls off at the top of mount bastard
TG: cmon karkat
TG: tell me to go to hell
TG: call me a giant sack of shit
TG: anything just
—carcinoGeneticist [CG] changed his mood to OFFLINE—
TG: fuckYour crabwatch makes an affronted squeak as you close your hand around it and twist. It pops free of the wristband and you fling it over your shoulder, where it lands somewhere in the horn pile. You return to staring unseeingly at your locked door, your chin propped in your palms, trying to think of anything besides the latest humiliating installment in the slideshow of your so-called life.
Anonymous asked affectionatetea:
how’s your day going?
haha, it’s going pretty good, anon! i’m eating oatmeal atm. i had my english final yesterday, saw Iron Man 3, and then got a bit drunk with some friends, and I still feel a little wobbly… but it was a lot of fun. I can check that off the college bucket list. =v=
just a couple more things to go and then i’m done with school. it’s so close i can taste it. ;u;
SolTav smooches rebloggable by request uvu <3
Yes! Yes, yes, yes! I found a Sollux rare pair, I found a Sollux rare pair!
(They would totally bond over Fiduspawn, don’t even pretend they wouldn’t.)
After reading Party on Our Own today I ship the hell out of this.
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Anonymous asked affectionatetea:
i love you
I LOVE YOU MORE, ANON
o man i’ve been trudging my way through all my finals and stuff and this chEERED ME UP A LOT you have spectacular timing, nonny<333 stay awesome 5ever, okay?
