totalspiffage:

The DirkJake Chorus (Bad Horse Chorus parody) Download

Welp not even sorry. Written by totalspiffage and thierrycole (AKA members of HSO Dirk<3 Jake wooo) Instrumental found here. Art by K.

Dirkjake dirkjake dirkjake they’re gay
They ride each each others’ boners and fuck shit up in style 
Some of the fandom hate them but they make me smile 
And til it’s proper canon, you know we’ll wait awhile 
The page of hope, the prince of heart 
The fanfiction and sexy art 

Dirkjake dirkjake dirkjake still gay
The author is still working on keeping them apart
He understands the fanworks that a page can start
So make the shippers gleeful or they will lose their heart
There will be smut, it might be fake 
So go draw fanart for dirkjake

(via gunkind)